Jan Bierens

Apocalypse – I am Still Here

Apocalypse – I am Still Here

And… You too, because you are reading this. Maybe I was just to busy to even think about the fact that some old Mayan people are sitting on a cloud now, in their heaven, laughing their butts of about the prank they accidentally came up with some 5125 years ago. Guess you have seen some interesting cartoons flow by in the message stream of your favorite Social Network Hangout. The whole thing just kinda went past me. Probably on my left side because there is my blind spot.

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Mayan Calendar

2 Mayan Dudes

Dude#1 “I am bored…”

Dude#2 “Me too, we have been chiseling away on this stone block for like… Uhm… 2 years now?”

Dude#1 “Something like that. I am not sure, are we talking Moon- or Sun years here?”

Dude#2 “Hell if I know.. I was a primary school dropout, if we had schools that is…”

Dude#1 “Huh?”

Dude#2 “That’s what I mean. Anyways. I’ll call it a day – ore something like that. Let’s say we finished the job. No more years in 5125 years from now. Time is up. Anyways, the world will end in 2 years from now. They predicted that.”

Dude#1 “Who? The green men?”

Dude#2 “You been chewing on those coca leaves again? Let’s split. It’s Friday night”.

apocalypse outcome

12/12/2012

Miscellaneous Apocalypse scenarios.

Predictions about the world coming to an end are countless. You would think we’re about to end our lucky streak. Some funky statistics? Sceptiod has some pretty interesting ones.

If you had the chance to choose your own wold ending apocalypse scenario how would you like it to be? Se the Apocalypse live at Rational Wiki Org.

I just looked an the page said “The Apocalypse is in Progress…”.

Since I am here, and you are too, I want to take this opportunity to wish my friends and readers all the best for the new year 2013 and a Merry Christmas. Until we head into the new next definitive prediction of the end of the world.

Tomorrow is going to be a new day – as usual. Maybe there will be some people that will be not amused at all, because the prediction didn’t come true. I can hear those Mayan dudes busting their guts…

9 comments on “Apocalypse – I am Still Here

  1. Very well said Jan. Wishing you and your Mrs. to Be, very Happy Holidays! Thank goodness we are all still here! :)
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  2. You are too funny Jan, I hope you and yours have a Merry Christmas. Now on to another day :)
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  3. Hi Jan,

    It’s like the World has ended for me on 21st, at least for this month. My Internet connection is limited right now ’cause it has gone over 40 GB download limit :D lol… I’ll have to come back to see videos on your page.

    I know Mayans are laughing at people of their stupidity ;) Huh… I don’t know even if it was true, death cannot be stopped, nah? ;)

    I don’t care if it happened but the problem is what if spammers start to spam on my blog afterwards and Google rank goes down? I can’t access Disavow tool from Heaven :-

    Cheers…
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    • Hi Mayura!
      Glad to see you survived the mayhem.. Bummer about reaching your limit though, but you’re always welcome here. ;) I just know you will be back with a vengeance.
      Way to go, Mr M.!

  4. Sorry I missed this earlier and I hope you and yours had a lovely Christmas, Jan. Great, funny post. I am truly amazed at the people who were planning for the Apocalypse and even wrote about it. One of my most viewed posts, in fact. LOL (http://ddbdoglady.wordpress.com/2012/12/21/end-of-the-world-seriously/)
    Wishing you all the best for 2013!

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